Think of all the places we could be.
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Good Vibes HERE

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

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slydig:

how do i get abs without doing anything

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What Countries Call Themselves
  • Italy: Italia
  • Germany: Deutschland
  • Japan: 日本 (Nihon)
  • France: France (in a super cool accent)
  • China: 中国 (Zhōngguó)
  • England: The United Kingdom
  • Russia: Россия (Rossiya)
  • Canada: Canada
  • America: THE GREATEST GODDAMNED COUNTRY IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD TASTE MY FREEDOM WHAT NOW ENGLAND IN YOUR FACE
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can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

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